At least you look cool (to a certain scumbag demographic) instead of sucking on a USB drive? That’s honestly the best I can come up with, and it’s not that great.

I’m still sad that isn’t a 24-hr Home Depot anymore.  Where are you supposed to go at 2 in the morning the night before the Wreck Parade?

Nope, strangely they’ve been out of stock for about 3 years.

Hey, I was in that HD on Friday.

I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…

Remember when people thought Nagy was a genius? And Trubisky was on his way to bring a good QB?

There’s this little thing called meditation, it involves quietly sitting and doing nothing but breathing in for a few minutes! Well, not *nothing* exactly, and there’s different styles and approaches, but taking time to go out and meditate (whether it’s just sitting quietly and observing, or a walking meditation, or…

So much better.

Almost six feet? Depends.

There will always be lunatics in the world and criminals and people who would harm others. Why would this particular group of people be afforded special privacy protections beyond and outside the norm of everyone else? Any actor in any paid role is identifiable and could be looked up, stalked, or threatened. The…

Many if not most people’s jobs are publicly available somewhere. Anybody who knows my name and location can pretty simply find out where I work and what my job title is. If your job is such that you don’t want people knowing who you are, perhaps you should be questioning your life choices. 

This is how you know Flores is in on the tankjob.

The thing I thought was the most egregious was Miami burned their timeouts at useless times to absolutely ensure the players would not have time to make a comeback. 

Different strokes for different folks. As a man, I don’t understand why any man would want to have gay sex with another man, but hey, they enjoy it, so who am I to say anything bad about it?

You forgot about the part where it fails so bad it causes a massive industry crash that is only recovered by what amounts to a reboot on tech and the industry writ large 10 years later.

The day one patch has ruined gaming. If a game was released in this condition pre internet, it would have sold so bad the publisher would have had to bury a bunch of copies in the Arizona desert.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.