Mitch McConnell should be bound, hung by his ankles and drowned in a vat of raw sewage.

That’s a pretty hefty price tag just to get the job of “cabinet member,” but to each their own.

An issue, too, with sharing a potential donor pool is that while the Tom Steyers of the world can afford to throw $5m at Beto, $10m at Bernie, $5m at Biden and so on, John Q. Smalldonor can’t and thus won’t. If they’re making a donation to a candidate, that’s probably the only donation they’re making or the only…

He’s not wrong about reparations, but that may be the first factually appropriate statement he’s made.

“The ticket so nice, they named it twice!”

I think a lot of that is probably due to Sanders being the runner-up last time and them going with whoever seems like the best bet to win, because Biden and Sanders don’t share a WHOLE lot of ideological ground.

My gut says Harris.

Libby, get some rest. You have another identical healthcare blog to post tomorrow.

I’m kinda surprised the republican residents of New Mexico have never tried to rename the state.

No one can say they don’t know their audience.

So now we know Libby drinks on the weekends.

“Also, Paula Abdul, they should take her Grammys away. I bought her a picnic table set once and she didn’t even invite me to her place. She treated me very unfairly. Terrible.”

Look, believe what you want. I'm going off the data that counts.

It literally is true because you can look up his electoral history. It’s great that his approval rating is at an all time low (it really is), but much like how Bernie is the most popular senator in America but lost the only poll that matters by 3 million votes, I’m only counting and caring about his actual elections.…

Even if the final report contains videotape of Trump stabbing a US soldier through the heart with a dagger signed by Putin while signing off on a shady hotel real estate deal with a Russian oligarch, it won’t mean a fucking thing. 

Now THIS is a take I can back. Didn’t want to go, was forced into it and is now getting raked over the coals for some shit she wanted no part of in the first place?

She specifically said she didn’t care about college while attending college and no matter how dumb she may be, there’s no way she didn’t think something was amiss when she ended up IN college despite not trying, caring or being any good at it.

And puppers.

*Don Jr. mumblefarts into microphone*

*jaded, who cares, everything between birth and death is just killing time nihilistic-five*