Dinesh D’Souza is the real life Clayton Bigsby.

The only year he didn’t take over 50% of the vote (or well over 50%) is 1984.

I was gonna say, there’s an absolutely delicious irony, almost too delicious, to the fact that after all the OBUMMER GUNNA TAKE R GUNS and HILLARY GUNNA TAKE R GUNS panicking, it’s Trump who’s actually taking* their guns**.

The writing quality here is not only largely shit anymore, but it’s fucking lazy to boot. Like, you can see a Hamilton article about unions and you know exactly what it says without reading it: “unions are good, more people should be in one, here’s some stuff I kinda skimmed over that says people like their union.”

It’s Hamilton. 50% chance, one or the other.

OK?

I don’t give a shit about Biden one way or the other, but once he declares, he's gonna win.

Yeah, it’s the Splinteratti whose politics are out of touch with the democratic base. The democratic base, largely, is smart enough  it to get into internet slapfights about politics because they realize it’s a waste of time.

The desperation to sink Biden so Bernie can win is getting pathetic.

In fact, I very nearly said “famous (if not particularly good).”

Are you arguing that he’s NOT famous?

And he’s a famous basketball player! It’s not like he's a rando walking in off the street and asking for world class work.

The challenge there is that retraining people is really only something you can sell to young folks, who largely do not vote.

What kind of consequences? It’s not illegal to leave worthless postits on people’s doors airing your greivances.

Or to simply go to a good tattoo artist, explain the situation, ignore the smirks and stifled giggles and ask them what they would recommend as a cover-up. The people who are truly artists in this field can turn virtually any bad tattoo into something that you at least aren't embarrassed to have people see.

I doubt she cares even a little bit about A-D and while you may be right about E, it won’t be for lack of her trying.

I want to marry that tweet.

Arizona is a red state that’s starting to turn purple, not a purple one leaning blue and Sinema just barely won her seat as well. Even if she’s “safe” for the next 5 years, make no mistake, she has an uphill battle for reelection as well and every little bit of ammunition you give the opposition helps them.

Because the alternative was a Trump-supporting warhawk who opposes abortion, immigration and gay rights, wants to repeal the ACA and thinks women in the US have it pretty good since they’re not being stoned to death in the streets for showing a bare ankle.

Hell, even if they still do, as long as they aren't swing votes, what do I give a shit if some dude in WV decides not to piss off a bunch of coal miners?