And there’s gonna be more, but they mean nothing without the second half.

I’m, like, 75% sure that Odell’s gonna get leg cancer, Mayfield’s gonna come down with some previously unnamed eye disease and the practice facility showerheads will start dispensing liquid staph.

He may only be in the mood for ONE $4,000 glass of wine this evening. THE HORROR.

I think you give people’s memories of the details far too much credit, but who knows.

How do you prepare someone for poverty and death by starvation?

Correction:

This. More power to Al, but unless he knows a magical incantation that can make the GOP’d hearts grow three sizes or has secretly mastered the art of time travel, he’s proposing wasting time tilting at windmills.

And if you go after their daddy, it emboldens them because they fear they’re next and have nothing to lose.

Why not?

It’s a private entity. They are allowed to cover (or not cover) whatever stories they choose with whatever tone they choose.

I really don’t think he did (or wanted to). This was a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong.

There are also worse ideas than whipping up fury over anti-Semitism, real or imagined, among older Jewish voters, particularly in Florida. Those motherfuckers VOTE.

He lost to a democrat in Alabama by the electorial equivalent of a dick hair. Now the democrat incumbent has to hold onto his seat.

I was gonna say, it makes all the sense in the world for him to run again.

I don’t know that I’d go that far, but she’s certainly not doing anyone any favors.

You could even have a one man wine tasting in the park, with two glasses!

Just the unfortunate ones.

Uh, the inspiring image of a gal lounging in the sun in a local park works a lot better in, like, May or September or any time it’s not 34 degrees, man.

“No. No, we won’t be doing any of that.”

I guess we’ll see, but historically, the rule for first-termers is “sit down, shut up and learn.”