I guarantee you the DNC already has her primary challenger picked out and the ads being produced. Next comes the leaks from unnamed sources. This is going to be an intraparty assassination by election.

“Believing in what you want is fine as long as you want what I want!”

I believe this is why it’s commonly said that the most dangerous part of any flight is the takeoff and the landing. The actual flight itself is relatively safe.

She has no idea. She’s as dumb as a fence post.

If he runs, he’s gonna win.

I swear, New Yorkers are the fakest, softest “tough people” around.

The owners of the country do not want Medicare for All, so don’t get your hopes up.

DING DING DING

Do we even know he’s a lawyer? Seems like any dope with an e-mail address and a go-ahead from the higher ups to offer some cash could have sent that.

Pelosi ain’t the issue here. You can replace her with anyone who is realistically within the scope of attaining her job and they would do the same thing because you don’t reach that level in American politics without knowing and agreeing that Israel can never be questioned or challenged on anything.

Because there wasn’t one.

MACHETES AT DAWN OR BURN IT ALL DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS

Yeah, he’s definitely not Tomato because Tomato doesn’t dismiss replies. Then again, I’m 99% sure Tomato is Hamilton Nolan, so who knows?

Looking at that, uh, chart (?), I think there is a fine line between apophenia and schizophrenia.

I will never understand the issue with people like Hickenlooper, Schultz or Klobuchar running. They’ll get about 2% of the primary vote, if that, so if they want to waste their time and money running, what difference does that make to YOU?

“Who cares about moderates? This country is mostly democratic socialists just waiting to be sufficiently excited to vote for the right candidate! We don’t need centrist moderate third way blah blah blah!”

When you come before Saint Peter and are judged unworthy to enter the kingdom of heaven, your sentence is watching a two hour Donald Trump speech on a loop for eternity.

If Bernie wins, the Democrats lose. Again.

Yeah, Stephens is definitely a hack and a moron, but posting this exchange is a pretty brutal self-own by Samer.

Just wait until Bernie fails to secure the nomination again.