You ever hear him talk about the actual workable details of his plans and ideas? Confusion is his resting state.

Exactly. It’s fine to like her and hell, it’s even fine to fanboy/fangirl for her, but to act like she’s some badass legislator who’s MAKING A LIST and is gonna COLLECT SOME SCALPS and whatever the fuck is nonsense. She hasn’t done shit and isn’t poised to do shit beyond notice a chance to take a job from a guy who…

Yawn. Begone.

You know how I know you didn’t read the whole post?

I await with bated breath the “What Did AOC Have For Lunch Today?” daily series as well as the weekly “Caption What AOC Is Thinking In This Photo” contest.

So it was actually Pelosi who’s got the hammer here, but AOC gets the headline even though she has no authority and no weight.

He’s only going to be vulnerable once he’s out of office and sure, criminals should be hit with the proper punishment for their crimes, but I dunno. Who really cares at that point? He’ll be a private citizen and the damage will be done at this point. It always was and still is a fever dream believed in by only the…

Saladworks for people who fancy themselves above eating at Saladworks.

Because Hamilton thinks it’s news that entry level fast food work blows and is not an enjoyable or sustainable career.

This. This is not functionally different than buying and later selling shoes/a DVD/a spice jar/a shirt/etc. except in volume and speed or turnaround, neither of which have any bearing on the legality. Once you buy a thing from someone, in the absence of any contract placing conditions upon your ownership, you are free…

What is?

Bingo. Cohen’s testimony will be known/assumed info to one side, FAKE NEWS to the other and the Senate will still rather drive a penknife into their eyes than impeach their own president, even if he was caught on tape murdering a prostitute.

Fox News and the right wing media are no more responsible for our tribalism than MSNBC and the left wing media. Both are just playing to their respective audiences. The tribalism is genetic. We are programmed to pick a side and make everything “us vs. them.”

Unless someone is making people buy them, who gives a shit? It's a thing you can choose to own or not own.

Yeah, I saw the gif and was like “wait... what the fuck is that throwing motion?”

Seriously. Gawker has ZERO room to complain about rehashing the 2016 election when roughly two articles a day are dedicated to doing just that.

Translation: E-mail me instead.

ArtistAtLarge is oblivious to a great number of things.

I think there will be a basis to charge him once he’s out of office, but I also suspect he dies long before he ever faces any actual court or jail time.

She’s right. I don’t care for her, but she understands that kids don’t need to be taken seriously until they start voting.