Upset he hit a little too close for comfort, are we?

Yup. Same with Duckworth, which sounds like a cartoon character.

This. I don’t much care for her, but if she thought she had Native ancestry, took a test, found out that WHOOPS, not so much and hasn’t tried to benefit from it since while also apologizing for any one of an infinite number of instances she claimed to be of indigenous heritage that may come up, what else can you ask…

I am 100% not having this discussion with someone who is clearly deadset on the opposite end of this conversational spectrum.

That may as well have been written in Mandarin Chinese to me 🤷🏼‍♂️

I mean, if it was a use-it-or-lose-it deal, then sure, I’d use it. I’d be dumb not to.

Yyyyyeah, I’m gonna err on the side of NOT flirting with a substance abuse problem by getting fucked up at 10 AM.

More power to you. For me, my wife still has to work, my kid still has to go to school and so a day off for me is 8 hours of boredom staring at the wall. Fuck that. I’d rather take the bonus paycheck at the end of the year.

Assuming these people weren’t previously able to cash out their personal time, this is a pretty nice deal for people who have no need for vacation time.

*scales mountain*

“We prefer our racism to be cloaked in legislation and metaphors, not white robes and hoods, thank you very much.”

Impeach him for what? Even if taking part in racist photos was somehow a crime, the statute of limitations would have expired by now.

Incredible: Internet Person Appears on Other Internet Person’s Internet Thing

But does it matter?

It’s the Buzzfeedification of modern journoblogging. Everything bad that happens is the worst, the most catastrophic, the most devastating, etc. Everything good is iconic or historic or legendary.

The only people who doubted them or counted them out are the Bostonian assholes who scream BRADY IS A FACKIN’ BUM, DAT CALIFORNIA PRETTY BOY and are ready to slice their wrists open anytime the Patriots are down by more than 3 points.

MARGARET BRENNAN: Would you let your son Barron play football?

Jesus. Fuck off, MOM.

Jesus. Fuck off, MOM.

That’s exactly how it will go. There are plenty of industrial parks in northern NJ with vacant or barely operational warehouse space.