Someone who isn’t Hamilton, of course. He’s far too valuable as a blogger to be in the battle.

It also seems like they’re maybe just a little confused as to how they feel about this life partner of theirs. I think, before setting up a gameplan for introducing anyone they’re planning on dating to this person, they need to make sure they don’t want to date this person because the letter seems a lot like they’re…

Ah, the fabled secret 5th step to the Art of the Deal:

I also love how Libby highlighted the ways that AOC, Sanders and Trump are, in fact, very much alike albeit on opposite ends of the political spectrum and didn’t even realize it.

She never said it was. She, herself, was always clear about that.

Broken clocks twice a day.

All this panic about Schultz getting more than 17 votes in the primary seems to be intended to assuage/shift the blame the Splinter crew earned in 2016 with their “voting with my conscience” purity test horseshit.

Intergender wrestling is gross and if you consider yourself a fan of it, you are either turned on sexually by it or you’re a creeper who enjoys watching women be violently abused.

“...he’s the most popular U.S. senator and polls have him beating Trump by more than Warren(second only to Biden)...”

Man Running For President Doesn’t Want To Talk About What He Would Do As President

I’m not sure about that. He wouldn’t want that, but he doesn’t want any of this (including to actually be president at this point). If it’s a choice between himself or her, Ivanka’s getting thrown under the bus.

He just watched that one scene over and over.

Who gives a fuck?

He talked himself into a corner because an emergency declaration is just going to be instantly locked up in the courts, potentially for years, and solve nothing, but the morons and dinguses who make up his voter base don’t realize that, so now he’s stuck. He knows it’s the only arrow left in his quiver and it won’t…

Am I dead? I feel like I’m floating through the ceiling.

I’m gonna print out these comments, chop them up with a razor blade and snort them through a rolled up $20.

Cernovich is an alcoholic who almost certainly has a brain chemical imbalance from all the bizarre supplements he takes and sells, so I get him.

And thinking that way makes all the sense in the world, but before he caved, McConnell’s statement was crafted in such a way that you could read it as “let’s wait and see if President Bestdeals Geniusbrain decides to put his dick away and save some face or if we have to give him the hook.”

Amen.

On the other hand, you know losing all the fights over his travel ban still stings like a motherfucker. I’m not sure he wants to go through that again.