I mean, I’m pushing 40 and I understood it. I may think current slang is kind of dumb, but it takes so little effort to actually understand it. I’d go so far as to say this whole “wow i just can’t understand what you’re saying” thing is a cute new affectation to prove something about oneself, but then I remembered how…

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Aneesa is also still on MTV reality shows fighting people! 13 years!

It’s Rita Ora.

I think you’ll find that there is no color in this man.

Didn’t Chanel have a show there last year? I don’t think they’re necessarily ignoring the market, they just haven’t been catering to it specifically before, especially not in such a forthright way as this collection does.

Ignored? Apparently nobody here has ever been to a mall in Dubai. There is a *huge* high-end designer market for Muslim women outside the West.

As a long distance runner, I cannot stress enough the importance of proper hydration. Rubio is like my spirit guide.

Is “Nikki” tanned, rested and ready, too?

She also said that racism isn’t a problem in this country because she’s the Governor. Which is really cute because other Republicans were calling her a “raghead” before her election.

Fuck yeah FB post from Congressman Blumenauer (D-OR):

There are probably some real, useful conversations that could be had about topics ranging from the Bureau of Land Management’s relationship with ranchers out west, whether the BLM treats ranchers fairly or targets ranchers, and about the absurdity of mandatory minimum sentences. Maybe the Hammonds case was an…

So much uggghhhh. Police have literally dropped bombs on black groups not even half this militant in my home city. The bombing of Osage avenue is an example of what happens to black groups who refuse compliance. The double standard is fucking disturbing. I’m sure these guys will get Wendy’s on the way to station.

Posting this article again because I think it’s important to see how locals were effectively lied to by the Bundys et al re: their motivations. Also, note how the prominent voices of militia members/terrorists were from out of state. These blowhards came to Oregon to stir up shit and local residents are paying the…

Even if she was kicked off the show because her life is too “boring” all that means is that her life is NOT a trashy mess. That’s something to be proud of. Many of us (me) wish we could say the same.

Being fired for being too boring for a Real Housewife almost feels like a compliment.

I loved yesterday’s headline: Oscars Concerned about #OscarsSoWhite Hashtag

the love child of Faye and (loonies tunes) Stacey Dash

Her name is apparently Gizelle. That seems appropriate. Very dramatic name, very dramatic face.