C’mon man, the Trump voter confessional was several threads ago. 

I’ll eat the shit out of the ones that are crepuscularly popped. But wholly unpopped, no. Only a monster would.

• PUTTING ON PANTS THIS MORNING TOO QUICKLY, SCROTAL BRUISE

Sometimes there are no answers, only the abyss gazing back.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

I think White people do help most people. Each time Haiti has a crisis, or anyone has a disaster, it appears White people are in the ground doing the work, providing food , meds, clothing .

Goddammit I’m pooping right now and y’all are freaking me out.

I only know the one song from the T-mobile commercial, but it really bothers me that she says ‘I see standing over there with your body.’ HOW THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I BE STANDING HERE ARIANA?!

A Pax on both their houses, says I. Or a Maddox I guess.

Maybe we should start calling it his High Castle.

No Boisterousness Association?

I BET BIG PASSPORT ALSO WANTS MONEY FOR A NEW STADIUM, TOO!

I tried to star this comment because it’s perfect, but for some reason kinja subtracted a star. And then I did it like 6 more times and kinja subtracted a star every time. So I.O.U. like 20 stars.

Sure, but when I drink all of the booze in a place people are like, “Wendigo, you need to get help” or “put your fucking pants on you sick freak.” Unfair.

Oh fuck, he’s going to end up heading the FDA, isn’t he?

I’m just hoping we get lucky enough for Nate Dogg and Warren G to head the SEC.

Surprised at the quick verdict on the Will Smith case. Maybe some fresh prints were found?

Yup, right about now I feel like just a butt on two legs.

I respect this small weaselbear.

Her one eye already gave up the ghost, might as well go full on haunted baby doll at this point.