Claeys achin’.

Unluckily for them, gonorrhea isn’t something Eli Manning can throw.

Meh.

It is when it’s their sponsored post commerce team ads doing it.

Damn, what a grizzly seen.

Trouble was a bruin in the old septic tank.

I imagine the smell was terrible to bear.

This is one hundred per cent the only answer.

I know this isn’t you guys specifically, but is there any chance Kinja on mobile will ever be made to load all at once instead of incrementally loading ads at weird random intervals that consistently make me try to click on one thing only to have the page suddenly jump down and cause me to click on something else?

Askin…

A Roman Supplanted, A Rex Usurped: The Rise Of Anthony

Because hindsight is 2010.

Also notice the bump where my penis should be. That’s my penis.

I just want to point out that the person holding his arm up in victory in the photo is ME after winning this “stupidly hard” Star Trek trivia contest at the Toronto Star Trek Day convention a few years ago. Suck it fake nerds.

http://web.archive.org/web/20111007004136/http://www.avclub.com/toronto/articles/star-trek-da…

Bryant, Basketball Player, Dribbles Creamed Corn On His Shirt After Forgetting To Insert Dentures

- Deadspin, November 28, 2046

Funny, I started smoking to win the war against lung cancer.

This reminds me of my Master’s thesis in gender studies, Butts Don’t Usually Belong In Toilets, But Sometimes (More Than) Shit Happens: Toilet Seat Etiquette And The Modern Family.

Here’s a little known fact that’s pretty interesting. The original Hardball wasn’t named after the sport itself, as you might think, but after the GI Joe character Hardball - the head designer was an avid collector. He also designed a casino game called Snake Eyes, and one of the earlier pornographic adventure…

Your definition of perfection is the way I feel about Robocop as a movie.

Kirk later claimed that the legs he’d so neatly cut out from under his own campaign during the debate had in fact been lost during his last tour in Afghanistan.

Unfortunately, with his offensive line cut down to size by injury and his inability to get Chudzinski to saw their complicated playbook in half for the sake of efficiency, Pagano has found himself losing valuable time at the end of games - seconds and minutes that could be lopped off with some simplification and the…