As a very recent transplant to Vancouver who’s already has u-locked bike stolen in the middle of the day on a weekday in the middle of downtown, I’d just like to say that the Canucks are a shit team.

Okay I signed up even though I spend all day on the site anyway, SOLELY to get you pizza. So if you don’t get pizza I want that 14 seconds back. Figure it out.

No, I think I soured her on it.

My last name is Fox. I’m about 75 per cent sure that my ex-wife only married me because she wanted my last name.

Donald Trump is on the wrong side.

Well, it being an ‘80s sitcom they didn’t really address the gynecological side. But most obstetricians are OB/GYNs.

Final Four: Duffy McSwiggin, Dick Tips, Rusty Justice, Billie-Jo Skeleton. With Muna Tuna as the dark horse and Dr. Shark Bird as the potential Cinderella story.

Bill Cosby created a television show in which he played a gynecologist. Just saying.

Yep. Doug Flutie.

“Wade Phillips deserves a head coaching job again!”

After missing the playoffs for the 16th consecutive year, Bills players are Rex, Ryan says.

Hah I totally get this. From 15-19 if it wasn’t punk rock recorded crappily in someone’s basement it was sellout music. Except Motorhead and two or three other bands. Shit I was a dumb teenager.

This is such, such, such a bummer. The last time I saw them play at the Amphitheatre in Toronto is still and I imagine always will be the loudest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Nothing else is even close.

Agreed. My birthday is January 3, and the only thing worse than that that I can imagine is January 2.

That’s Harvey Dent

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

Chilly Concarneau.

Imagine all the homeless people you could have invited into your home in the time it took you to read this post and write your comment. You’re wasting time buddy, get out there! (If you’re reading this, two more puppies were just euthanized while you did so. Shame you didn’t sell your laptop and use the money to adopt…

Why he would think he is entitled to use Nicole Holder’s body to kickstart his re-entry into the NFL open question.

I want to get serious with you all for just one second. I’m a person who went to university in Newfoundland because I was chasing a girl. I’m a person who married my ex-wife after knowing her for six weeks. If Jose Bautista’s bat flip proposed to me right now, we’d have four kids by Christmas.