The "chill up the spine" thing is an interesting point. It reminds me of the whole kerfuffle over the anchor who said there was "a chink in the armor" of Jeremy Lin's game right in the middle of the whole Linsanity thing. Yes, it was the absolute wrong choice of words obviously, but it's also a fairly common sports…

My favourite part is where that conkmaster guy goes out of his way to let us know all his buddies are white people.

See? This is why I should know better than to engage. Stupid only begets stupid. Did you not read the part where everyone called him a gorilla or a nigger? Yes you can cherry pick people saying stupid shit. This is an OPINION PIECE in which a black writer saw a whole bunch of actual racism as it related to a specific…

Yes, pointing to a page in which several dozen white people call him a nigger and saying "every goddamn white person in America" is hyperbolic, in that while obviously not EVERY white person did, lots and lots of them did. How is equivalent to stereotypes of blacks stealing and mexicans being drug dealers?

Argh, against my better judgment I am going to engage your own trollish post because it is so clearly rooted in ignorance.

Sorry Greg, I love this piece but I have to side with Kayla on this particular issue. Were it me, I'd honour her request.

Farthong, I have no idea who you are, or if you're simply the alias of one of the regular commenters around here, but you are my hero.

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

Well her name clearly implies that not only is her first name an alias but that she also talks shit all day long about how much she gets around. Seriously, Russian security is for shit. Probably because they're all worried about all the penises being sucked by other dudes.

Deadspin Commenter 1: Yellow snow.

That pier looks about 40 yards long. I'm not a huge fan of his practice methods though. Seriously dude, turn around before you punt those little guys.

Dude I love this.

I generally fucking hate images but RELEVANT!

+1

The last time I saw an Alexis with a testicle I realized immediately that I'd misunderstood the name of that strip club.

See? Gorilla isn't always a racist term, PC dicks.

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If by that you mean I'd love to see John Ratzenberger find himself another great television role, then yes. If you mean I want out of the grey well I'll happily do that for you right now for that comment.

I'm going to take your broken image as a meta commentary on my point.

No one really. It's just, like seriously, making a reference and calling it a joke and then showing a picture that takes away the point of even making a reference, the point of which is for people in the know to go "oh haha yeah I remember that" ... not trying to be a dick here, but why waste the typing time?