Nice to know Chris Berman still has fans.

though I'm willing to listen to arguments

But I swear to Subway Jesus

Fair enough. Its not particularly offensive. Just, you know, lame. No worries dude.

Seriously? You're going with the "Imma justify my lame 'SF is sooo gay' joke with pseudo logic" defence?

Right. Because there are a lot of gay people in San Francisco, right? Therefore they are the experts on semen. You, being a heterosexual male (presumably) don't know nearly as much about jizz. When you cum, you ejaculate beer, chicken wings, and last year's winner of The Ultimate Fighter, correct? You sir, are a…

I think Rovell's been drinking too much DAMN ALE today...

What's the trade-in value on that?

Morgan Freeman died?

LOTS of snark: learn to count, no-count.

+1

1:44 baby!

Hey Tim, serious question (if you're able to answer): Is the writer who sold you his or her vote's publication on board?

I'm hoping the @deadspin editors actually complete their "bought" Hall ballot themselves. The age 10-12 demographic should be represented.

Joking aside, if you have the means, why not be cryonically frozen? The head thing is kind of weird (in that you have to hope they can cure aging and whatever you died of as well as that they've figured out how to do head transplants), but otherwise, if there's even a miniscule chance it could one day work, seems…

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Mike Francesa watching a model train go in circles–forever.

A) That statement is incorrect. While Moreno's receiving numbers have him much higher in fantasy value than his rushing numbers would indicate, and he has been far more productive than anyone would have imagined (not to mention that week 12 explosion), he's still not as productive as AD or ranked as high as him on…

"He's just fucking nutty."

WTF are you babbling about?