Being disgusted/disturbed by images or video of medical procedures isn’t really going to stop people from getting medical procedures...

I know these chumps think that just showing pictures of aborted fetuses will make people think, “oh my god, poor babies!!!!” and suddenly be anti-abortion, but I see those pictures and think, “what the fuck weird alien sci-fi shit is that?!?”

Won’t most people just think that’s a picture of Donald Trump?

I look after two little ones who are 6 and 8 - the kids are tall and reed slim, but I see what they eat and I pack their lunches myself. There mama is tall and slim/athletically built by design so it makes sense that they have shot up quick and have the metabolisms of cheetahs. I can count the vertebra on each of…

So people are concern trolling Kristen about her skinny kids, have they also forgotten that she's an anti-vaxxer fuckwit?

Did anyone else find Martha Stewart’s Instagram vaguely threatening? If I were her sibling, I’d be watching my back! :)

Lamar clearly has a death wish. Yes, he’s a vicious addict, but you’d think after he nearly lost his life he would have counted his blessings. Word is he is the nicest, most generous guy ever, adored by teammates. This is heartbreaking.

The Kardashians are making me feel better about the fact that we can’t afford to travel this summer. At least our grounds are crackpipe free and my partner is present at any and all birthday parties. Thanks Kardashians.

Dirt bag is a twice-daily feature with a compilation of celebrity gossip. It’s not a commentary about Lamar Odom.

25k a month.

They also sent Scott to rehab a couple times. If he doesn't want get better, that's his life. I doubt they're begging him to go out in Vegas.

Hopefully if I have a girl someday, I will not expect her to be defenseless.

Often times heavier women don’t tend to show as fast as thinner women, it has to do with camoflauge and all that. She’s pretty slender, ain’t nowhere for that uterus to hide. I’m similar in size to her, although a few inches shorter. I was showing by 14 weeks and it all just got bigger and better (hahaha, I hated…

I really do love my mom and she can be wonderful in a lot of ways but this “Usagi can’t fix technology so I should just ask her husband” thing has been ongoing. Last time she broke her computer she called my husband at work and he basically said to her “I’m in a meeting, Usagi can fix your computer in her sleep so…

You generally show a lot faster with your third baby than with your first, and anyway there’s absolutely no predicting what anyone’s body will do with pregnancy. My friend was mortified that she was showing pretty much from the word go, and I was dying for a belly but didn’t start showing at all til I was like 22…

Yeah people come in all sizes and shapes. Who knew?

The crinkly little newborn ear has slain me. I write now from the great beyond.

I’m four months pregnant, and she looks far more pregnant at three months than I do now.

Awww. What a sweet baby girl. Liv Tyler is breathtaking and has such a sweet air about her. :) I hope when she’s old enough, daddy makes sure she gets her ninja training as well.

They both sound probllamatic.