That’s how my folks did it. We weren’t religious, so they just talked with us. It worked pretty well. That’s what we’re doing with our kid.

I’m impressed with her statement about her philosophical conversations with her child. Children need to be encouraged to explore their imaginations, and discover the Universe in their own ways. This, as opposed to being handed a book that claims to already have all of the answers to everything. The former encourages…

It's kinda nice. Solace though, eeeesh.

I take issue with the fact that this is not what he said originally. He said he stopped loving her and basically said he wasn’t into her, which read like she’s boring. Now he’s changing his tune.

Exactly. No one has the foggiest idea what went on between the two of them. All the timestamps work in Swift’s favor. They broke up; she got a new boyfriend.

If swift is meant to be the target then why do my ears feel like the victims?

This is pretty classic. I’ve known a lot of men that were mostly decent to their girlfriends while they were together, but after dumping them (the man leaving her) they start treating her like shit, ESPECIALLY if she starts dating someone else or is publicly happy in any way. They’ll get angry and possessive, even…

This has happened pretty much every time I’ve been dumped. I took rejection really well (I was a late bloomer and an awkward kid, I got used to guys not reciprocating my crushes really early) and nothing could make those guys more angry.

This song is so confusingly bad... It doesn’t even sound bitter or hurt to me, just totally contrived. Like he has no actual feelings about the breakup but wants to capitalize on it. If swift is meant to be the target then why do my ears feel like the victims?

Or “Fuck you. How dare you date someone else before I did”

In all seriousness wtf are any of those lyrics.

So, the “We grew apart and I wasn’t interested in being with Taylor in the long-term” has basically morphed into a bitter “Fuck you. How dare you date someone else. I still want you and I know you still want me” ode to not moving the fuck on.

So much second-hand embarrassment. Cringe.

it was lucky that black people only want equality and not vengeance

The song is the least embarrassing thing about Calvin Harris.

While I’m supportive of LiLo’s redemption tour, does she really need a sponsor for a birthday party? Isn’t her fiance heir to billions?

I kiss you once, then I stare at the ceiling

“Is that a crack in the plaster or a cobweb?”

“I kiss you once, then I stare at the ceiling.”