Or, she worked her way into a bearding contract...

Preach it! Handsome chicks FTW! We do stand up to Father Time much better than Cute or Pretty. ^^

Enough “pretty”—I really, really wish the term “Handsome Woman” would come back. That and other non-specific ‘beauty’ adjectives. Beauty is so subjective, and having more words to describe what we feel and observe in ourselves provides more tools to view our own unique beauty fully. “Fine features,” “elegant,”…

There are certain relatives whose unabashed loathing of a sig. other actually counts as a ringing endorsement of said other’s character.

Henson was the best. I love McHale, but Henson was by far the best.

Yeah, some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

............................................ so you’re just gonna forget about Blade and Steel? That’s just cold.

The kid was wearing a “cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” shirt, and flirted with her. She told him his shirt was dumb and sexist. All of his friends started making fun of her, so she whipped her bra out from under her shirt and hit him over the head with it. My daughter is very petite. The bra was 99% padding.…

“Women who are initially successful in partnering with men, as is more traditionally expected, may never explore their attraction to other women.

Now am trying to remember if I follow you or not. #CriticalMysteries

Geek on the streets, freak in the tweets.

Haha I tried so hard to make it not sound like sarcasm and I clearly failed! I would have loved to hang out with you I swear!

The guy in the row behind had a huge coughing fit. Flight’s over, walking down the jetway, my nephew looks over at my sister and says, “Ooo, what’s in your hair?”

• Olivia Culpo is sad about breaking up with Nick Jonas. [Us Weekly] Well, from what I understand she kept him in chains. And made him jealous. So there’s that.
  

I love placing an object under my boob to see if the boob can hold said object.

Silver dollars?

I just held $1.25 in my belly rolls - feel like a champ!

YAS! To quote my my co-worker, “If you say you’re not an Ass Man, you’re lying.”

That reminds me of middle school, when people were like “you only have big boobs if you can hold a pencil under them!!!!” I got my boobs early, so I was like “shit bitch give me that pencil CASE and watch this!!”