That made me think of Angus, Thongs etc etc and when Georgia tries to hold shit under her boobs to see exactly how powerful and LARGE they are.

Lol at the thought of my saggy boobs holding things.

... You win, and let us never speak of this again.

I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

Months later, but YES! I’m 41, and my fifth grade class had a “hen party” for the girls. They showed this movie. Ah, memories.

So my parents bought their retirement home from a wealthy, childless gay couple. Y’all, this spot is wall-to-wall party showers. We’re talking minimum 25 square feet in the smallest one with 3 shower heads, and the master bedroom with, no fucking shit, 12 heads total and enough room to comfortably fit at least 10-15…

Yeah. But wasn’t Grey supposed to be like 25 or something? Another thing I never got.

I might have screamed FRANK in the cinema. At the premiere. Best part of the movie.

What about Fox Crane?! I mean, Patrick, Victoria’s illegitimate son! My friend and I have a theory: the Revenge writing staff was taken over by the Passions writing staff and they created a part just for their favorite hottie, Justin Hartley aka Fox Crane aka Patrick.

starred

His fiiiine assss....yaas.

Yeah, some of the exits were just like “How you gonna do them like that?”

HOLY SHIT HOW COULD I FORGET FRANK

I recently heard someone tell a story about a bride who “iced” her fiance. As in, she had a Smirnoff Ice hidden UP HER DRESS which the groom found when going for the garter and then had to drink.

The garter toss always makes me uncomfortable. It reminds me of traditional consummation of the marriage practices where people waited outside the bride and grooms bedroom for the “bloody sheet”.

And no, I don’t want you pulling that shit off of me in front of everyone! :)

Mine favorite is Blinc Mascara Amplified. It's a tubing mascara, which means that it's waterproof but doesn't come off with eye makeup remover. The only way to get them off is very warm water. All mascaras that I have used have a habit of smudging regardless of the formula. I ended up with raccoon eyes by the…

Mine favorite is Blinc Mascara Amplified. It's a tubing mascara, which means that it's waterproof but doesn't come…

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

I think I’ve got the creme de la creme. When I was 12, my family took a trip to Disneyworld. The first day there we did the usual rides, food, etc. (Tower of Terror is the shit!!!!). While waiting in line for The Great Movie Ride I started getting a little groin pain. At first I thought I just really needed to pee.…