Oh, I got her back! And he got arrested for being a drug dealer shortly after. It was kinda great.

I really think all the racial stereotype jokes come around, even Jane Krakowski Native American thing. I am a little uneasy about that particular plot line and I think they could have done without it, but they bring it back way later in the series and I think tie it together ok. I think the joke about the litter was…

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1.) Moisturizing leave-in hair treatment (Carlos' fav)
2.) Toilet brush (for when the wheat and wheat by-products ravage your intestinal tract)
3.) Soothing candle (for during the station renos by Strexcorp)
4.) Canvas picture of Desert Bluffs (on clearance)

Oh you know, bloodstone circle supplies and accessories for your floating kitten.

My husband hates me because of Laundry Mountain.

The other day I witnessed a mother grabbing her (13 year old?) son by the front of his shirt and saying "don't you EVER do that again" for being snotty to the cashier at a coffee shop.

Christopher Cross? Love him!

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I think this is my favorite story so far!

DAMN.

In 8th grade, I started sobbing in the middle of class because I had gotten an answer wrong in a Jeporady review game about the constitution.

I watched that in fifth grade! I thought I was the only one.

Yes, we had to watch it in 4th and 5th grade, my older sisters also had to watch it. I hope my old school finally upgraded to something newer.

I SAW THIS MOVIE IN 4TH GRADE. The memory pops up every now and then...

We actually watched this as a part of my elementary school sex ed class in the 5th grade.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

How to make a proposal all about you 101

I cut up old tights and made many a slinky slutty thing out of 'em. I even sometimes added elaborate bead trim work. I apparently inherited this knack from my mother, who properly sewed and even sometimes knitted her doll apparel.

I had a length of pink lace that I used to wrap around my Barbie, head to foot, mermaid style, to fashion an strapless evening dress. She looked fantastic, I must say.