So did I! And then my mom let me make simple outfits using her sewing machine.
Wenchette
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On a cross-country car trip I once made Barbie a circle skirt and boatneck blouse out of dried out Wet Wipes.
I used fabric scraps from my mom's sewing projects, held on with a rubber band or some twine. Then I learned to sew my own Barbie clothes - my first outfit was for my younger sister, who was in the hospital for heart surgery. I made a delightfully unique Barbie hospital gown. So haute Barbie.
I enjoyed fashioning outfits out of Kleenex and scotch tape.
I didn't get new Barbies often so when I did I certainly wasn't wasting it on a dumb Ken doll. I had an Aladdin doll but beyond that I just chopped the hair off dolls that had fallen out of favor if I needed more men.
"Liquid diet."
The heat generated from their hopeful boners melted, on average, 72% of the snow.
Always default to nice. Golden rule, people. I have a problem that sometimes I imagine even my thoughts have been shared with someone. Guilty conscience.
just because it is legal, doesn't make it right. Sad day for Oregon.
When I was in school, at one point I made use of my university's counseling center for several months during a personal crisis. I'm fucking horrified to find out that any records of my time there could be accessed like this, and had I known it wasn't covered under HIPAA I would have likely never made use of it in the…
they should be ashamed. God damn it. Same story every time.
I really had a hard time finding my clitoris when I started masturbating - at the grand old age of 20. :(
I've always half-joked and half-seriously state that all you need to know about the priorities of men and the world of science is that we discovered the Goddamn atom before the clitoris.
Adding to the collection...
Stealing this. Perfect!
And presented as faceless, completely interchangeable objects. WOW SO ORIGINAL.
Aw. You're just like my wife.
You have smoother moves than he does. :D