Love it! So sweet.

Magnificent!

STARRED TIMES A ZILLION

I hope you guys reenact this every anniversary. Great!

I know that titty move. well played.

Awwww! Yay!

This could probably also qualify me for last week's "weirdest thing I've done as a kid" but I also consider it the greatest pick-up move I've ever attempted because as you'll read, it was highly successful.
It was the summertime and 14-year-old me was on a bus packed full of teenagers headed to an outreach event.…

Once, I went over to this guy's house and brought beer because he wasn't 21 yet and a DVD of 28 Days Later and we sat on couches across the room from each other and I just thought at him real hard to make a move. Eventually, he was like "Hey, um, are you trying to have sex with me?" and I was like "WHAT IF I AM."

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Pretending to be an Irish immigrant & using the accent to incredible effect. I was 18 & had a diet ménage in the basement during a house party with two 19 year olds. An accent. No american of any gender can refuse an accent.

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

Well, fuck. I'm here early enough and I've got nothing, other than the truly ridiculous number of times I've pretended not to know how to use chopsticks to get whichever dude is currently The Target to show me how.

Why did this get moved to getting published after 8? How am I supposed to waste my last hour at work now?

LOL! This is hilarious! Thank you for making my day!

these are my favorite pictures on the internet I think

I grew up in a small town in the Midwest. And in that small town there was a small shopping mall. And in that small mall there was an Abercrombie. When I was around 12 this Abercrombie had somehow managed to find the one person in the entire area who wasnt just non-morbidly obese, but who miraculously also had some…

Happy Anniversary to the mouth part of my face's favorite part of the interwebs!!!

Thank you for bringing kitchette into my life. mondays are now bearable.

OMG, you're a true gem. A real friends shares their books, especially romance novels. I went to a small Catholic school in the 80's, and the openly acknowledged "smartest girl" in the class and I, (a child the teachers knew was smart and would do so well, if only I would apply myself,) occupied ourselves by trading…

All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.