Please be my shopping buddy. I also make a yearly pilgrimage to the outlet mall. I hate shopping and I'm cheap so I try to get it over with at one time.

There's a demographic for that. Guaranteed.

Hey, I like the GAP. They have decent basics and I'm okay with that, man! Also, their socks are cute.

I've noticed that too, sizes seem to be screwy from store to store. Why is it so difficult to find pants, off the rack, for my boys? (Both over six feet and skinny as rails) I'm always hearing "check our website." Discount and outlet stores definitely carry a better size selection at much better prices.

What is it with the awful colors stores are trying to get us to wear?? I just want normal colors! I also hate it when a store makes something in every color imaginable...except black. Navy is not always a suitable replacement for black. Neither is light gray. I don't really like navy, anyway. I like black.

Annual? My outlet is 10 minutes away :) Banana Republic outlet and Loft have KILLER deals at the outlets sometimes, especially in petite sizes which can be hard to shop for. A lot of my work clothes are from the outlet.

DRESS NORMAL.

It depends on the company, of course. GAP brands are notorious for shit quality outlet clothes.

Most of the clothes in outlet stores are not the same things sold in the regular stores. They make cheaper clothes specifically for outlets, then tag them as if they are markdowns.

All you millennials

Brace yourselves, everyone.

Good thing you are a hematologist, that last comment will leave him bleeding out his ass.

You must be right. No one has ever played a contact sport at the highest level while anticoagulated.

I was newly married in college so I was just getting freaky with one person. I had so many friends in grad school who got knocked up that pregnancy scares alone would have put me off of it.

#notallinternetsexfreaks

Yes! I meet my need for novelty in different ways. I don't have to actually have sex with anyone else, or do anything that my husband would mind me doing on the internet. Flirtation and that sort of back and forth works just fine...but still, I recognize this as coming from the same place that other people's…

I hate internet dudes. I dated two different guys that loved me, blah blah blah, only to find they lived some secret sex double life on the internet. That's some teen shit, not about it.

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

Does Involuntarily Abstinent count as an orientation?

I am monogamously promiscuous. I like to be slutty with one guy.