No, wait, I was the girl Jimmy. I was just super shy. Cut Jimmy some slack, he ran because he totally had all the feels for you and the only way to cope was to lock himself in with the urinal cakes.

We hate you, Jimmy.

my friend had her date follow her around like a wounded puppy all night, including into the girls bathroom.

fuck that guy

She should've just taken her dad. They could pose for creepy-couples pictures and everything.

My school's prom used to have that rule, and I didn't attend because of it. Every few years there'd be an outrage because someone's sweetheart would be deployed or die in an accident and they'd be both grieving and stuck with an expensive dress. The point of the rule? Making sure there weren't any same sex couples at…

I hire people that just seem to fit in with the other employees, honestly, that's the most important thing to me, we can teach you how we need the job to be done, but you can't teach personality. When you spend 40+ hours a week with your co-workers, getting along with them is important.

My son has been explaining "peanuts are legumes" to people since he was 4 or 5. People don't understand how he can have a life-threatening allergy to tree nuts, but also eat peanut butter by the gallon.

Yeah, like grinding the nut broke down the molecular composition of the chemical in the nut that actually causes the allergy and rendered it ineffective. Sounds legit to me.

nut allergies are a bitch, because you may, but not necessarily do, react to all nuts.

See, but if it's a woman, doing drag king, she KILLED it.

When I was younger, slimmer, fitter and hotter, I went out one evening in Vegas in a floor-length bright green Halston Heritage dress that was split down to the navel. (And in lots of tit tape.) MAN, we had a good night. We got put at the pretty-people table in the very expensive restaurant we went to, comped drinks…

I work in a pharmacy now.

I technically have more hair than I did in my 20s, if you now include my torso (front and back!). Does that count towards 'most'?

Adjust that age range down 5-10 years and, well, I guess I like what other people like.

I think the key here is age. When we are young we tend to go with the crowd, are afraid to be different and that translates in to our definition of what is hot. As we get older and less inclined to care about what others think of us our true feelings of what we find attractive come out.

*that escalated quickly dot gif*

Finally the "Spring Break '98" tattoo will be useful!

Framing it as an allergy is definitely insane, irrational, and makes her quite ignorant—but I'm very familiar with people with different forms of Inflammatory Bowel Disease (Crohns, Colitis, etc.) who end up in serious pain if they eat nuts in any form other than creams/butters. So it is kind of a thing—just not an…

Yes - but I'm allergic to both peanuts and tree nuts, and yet no one can ever manage to keep both in mind.