Do you remember when games like Mortal Kombat only had about 8 characters? I always feel like modern fighters spoil us when I remember that.

SPOILERISH COMMENT AHEAD

It wasn't even a real kiss, it was more like CPR. And their whole relationship is overflowing with innuendo, it's been established multiple times they're married, so, srsly?

Have you seen.....this?

Aw hell no. I owned a boa for a while, and I'm forever picking up little snakes for the girls* to play with for a while and then let go, but if you threw a rattlesnake in the cab of your truck with me while it was alive, dead, or somewhere in between, I would break your fucking jaw so fast you'd think you did it…

Not nearly as bad, but one day I was at work and my coworker/superior at the time came up behind me as I was engrossed in a packing list on a clipboard (it was always like a damn logic puzzle to me). He and I went pretty far back and were probably too touchy feely for professional sake, but it never went anywhere. So…

I think the opening scene with adult Peter is also to demonstrate how much being in space with the Reavers had changed him considering it's mentioned in the prologue he got into a fight with other kids for being cruel to frogs, yet now he doesn't think twice about it because he's an asshole. At first, anyway.

Dude. Chris Evans. Beard. Yes. I didn't even realize it was him for the first 20 minutes of Snowpiercer (to be fair, my husband was watching it and I was playing Fallout, so I wasn't paying much attention) and I was like, "Who is that and how do I get him naked somewhere around me?" Then I realized I was a dumbass but…

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

I would not enjoy doing that. So, she kicks ass to do it for me.

I'll still smuggle my liquor in because I can only IMAGINE how much that would cost at an NYC movie theater.

WOWWWWWW.

A: "Not open enough to date a guy who has what you do."

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

I'm doing that now (Black Widow Legacy) as soon as I get home. I love sims challenges. I don't know why it took me so long to try them out.

I'm a very straight lady who always liked* to make my Sims bisexual because I liked for them to make lotsa woohoo.

So, I've never posted before. I've read about six years or something and I read this post every week, but I am finally coming out of hiding to share my story with you.

My first real kiss was a disaster.

Oh god. I had to pop a cyst on my mom's back and drain it..... The tissue over it was really tough and after many sterilized needles and much pressing, it exploded. into. my. fucking. MOUTH. INTO MY MOUTH. It was warm and salty. The smell was on my hands for days. And in the end it had to be removed by a doctor…