I was on the blue line in Chicago, and a mom got on with her toddler son. She gave the kid a Slim Jim to eat. Not gross in and of itself - but after the kid was finished eating the Slim Jim, the mom sucked the Slim Jim grease off of each and every one of his fingers. That was the gross part.

AND I NEED PICTURES OF YOUR CATS BUT WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT.

I don't have a cervix. Thanks, cancer!

Lentils!

"What do you want? WOMEN."

Ahahaha this is so perfect because today happens to be "take your kids to work day" and the office I work in is full of little kids running around, and none of our offices have doors (yes it's THAT kind of workplace - we are all one happy team lol), and I just found myself doing what I normally do at work, so it of…

So me, this morning. Folks don't want to leave the house on time, so the whole car load gets it until their drop off point. I was even told, "I thought we weren't supposed to use bad words away from home!"

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

look at that apollo's belt... why does that turn us on so much???

Can't you READ? They're made of ROJO! Righteous ROJO! Enough with the questions, EAT EAT EAT!

O-rings.

I read this 3 times trying to figure out if they're onion rings. I assume that's what they are, but can someone really charge $12 for onion rings with a straight face?

Is anyone else reminded of how Roald Dahl's Witches had no toes?

They are made of red. Just red.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one wondering this.

My hormones.

If you are one of those "classy" ladies who don't swallow. Go crawl into a hole with Ellen DeGeneres and learn to eat pussy, because that is what you are. Spitting is for quitters, you swallow that sweet 'n' salty mix like the real woman you are.

I could suck dick for like 7 minutes