Not gonna lie, when I was a teen, I would totally take my dad's Men's Health magazines after he finished reading them to look at the hot men...

I saw him in Captain Phillips and thought they could not have cast a better SEAL commander. It drove me crazy trying to figure out what else I'd seen him in so I looked on IMDB. Pretty much everything apparently. Now I will remember his name. It almost seems made up for an actor, but it is his real name.

I started a kitchen fire while making a salad once.

Funny thing is, if you take Bioshock Infinite's ending into account...

Yes, Dean. Yes it is. :)

...except Fifty Shades was (in a documentable fashion) sloppy Twilight fanfic.

The fact that I blinked at this and thought "And?", means I've been spending way too much time on the fandom side of the internet

You would be stunned by how many women are writing m/m erotica for women. Like, stunned. (I know 15 of them just off the top of my head....like know-know them).

From the time that I was a senior in high school until I was about 23 I had this extreme on again/off again relationship. It was one of those toxic messes where people couldn't even believe that we still spoke to each other after some of the shit that had happened. And it was literally more off than on. We were…

I was on OKCupid for a while and got a message from someone who looked kind of familiar. Did a little digging, realized he was a friend of a friend who I'd met a few times. Did a little more digging, and found his FetLife profile, filled with dick pics and photos of him tying up naked girls at parties. It's hard to…

I wanted to reconnect with a friend I had a falling out with, so I went searching for him on the internet. Not able to find much on his name, I googled his phone number to see if he still had the same number. I found his number cached on a dead site where he said he was going to fly to California to defend a…

I was like you, I was in grad school before Facebook was really a thing, and I didn't myspace.

Can we please call it a trend? Because I want to declare myself trendy today.

Ugh. I was such a trendsetter as a baby, child and young adult. #nomakeup #allnatural #justme

His IMDB shows that he's had movies coming out constantly since 2005, so there has never been a time this comment wouldn't have been made. I don't find the timing interesting at all.

I saw him/the band in concert last year. Bastille was unbelievable great. And my god is he handsome. He got off stage and walked around singing in the crowd. Swoon to the max.

"I never had any fucks to give anyway."