The Kitchen/The Orgy is my audio-Happy Place.

In my line of work, you have to be great at smiling at people who would rather be ANYWHERE other than standing in front of you. And you have to mean it because people know that fake empathy crap the moment they hear it. Nothing makes a patient more hostile than fakery. So yeah, you have to actually care. Maybe not…

*plays the soundtrack while she reads this* Oh yes...

NAILED IT. :D

I loved Gail Simone's and Studio Udon's run with Deadpool and Taskmaster. Ridiculous and kinda sweet too.

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The casting director knew what they were doing with Jorah. "He just refuses to be unattractive."

I didn't specify a body part, now did I?

Depends on their tattoos.

Are you single? *chin hands*

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder indeed.

Solid points. I have no idea of the state of her bowels.

Agreed. This is a legit concern.

I feel your pain. My father had an allergy so we didn't have nuts in the house often. So when I went off to college and discovered NUTELLA I had a deliciously rude awakening.

I'm pretty sure these people aren't aware of a lot of stuff. Good thing their brains take care of the whole tricky breathing thing.

As someone who turns into the Toxic Avenger after eating hazelnuts I agree.

"Oh, well that's okay. I'm not allergic if they're ground up."

"That's my son you've got there. My son."

You should also look at the tag #peak capacity fancy cocktails on tumblr. ;) And if you're in a mood for a bad movie with tons of shirtless fighting check out Street Warrior on youtube. SOOOO BAD, but so GOOOD at the same time.

I didn't read that article, or you'd see the exact same comment from me there too.