THE MARTINI THIRST IS REAL.

So he was hot enough to be the help, but not the lead. *incoherent hisssssing noises*

I love you too io9!

I HAVE NO CLUE. Obviously, the casting crew was blind.

His role in the World of Warcraft movie is gonna be a challenge for you.

I think I can imagine him being that uber-masculine dominating force of nature... In fact, I will. Right now.

His roommate was awful and I was broke. If we were seeing each other daily and sleeping over, there wasn't really any reason not to cohabitate. College is expensive!

and his hot driver.

It's certainly a contender for the weekly The Human Race Sucks award.

Body dysmorphia is no joke. And fuck that modeling director. And those doctors. JUST FUCK EVERYTHING.

It wasn't really a tough call. We both had shitty studios in the same complex and a shitty 1 bedroom was much less expensive. Gave me lots of time to break him in aka wear down his soul with my sloppy filth monster ways.

FUCK YEAH ROB KAZINSKY.

He offered to buy me a whole pie for Valentine's Day. So he might have gotten over it. ;)

Can we have a Hot People Reading Comics account? Cause THAT'S Sexy.

I think that was a Voyager episode and Neelix was responsible. That darn Neelix!

Hypocrisy.

First pennies, then small woodland animals. When will the madness stop?

Unreciprocated flirtatious winking is on that list.

MY WHISK IS READY.

You're good people. Wanna share the drizzle of warm caramel?