The underrated classic SHOTGUN WEDDING.

Hell yes. And afterwards Daddy Warbucks and I go out for egg creams at the soda fountain and we sing about our problems.

Add it to one of those frozen Cokes... That will make you forgive a multitude of cinema sins.

Can't wait to see what gets trapped in those recliner cushions.

He had balls, I'll give him that.

He asked me if I was in an open marriage as I was giving him his STD test results.

I'm a completionist. I have to have every badge, every achievement. My sister always plays Family Sims. ALWAYS. Then she raise the kids, gets bored of them when they become teens and abandons the family.

First impressions are usually accurate.

High School Honor Society trips were the proto-version of Battle Royale.

You really love the smell of frozen dead mink carcasses? Seriously, crab bait is the nastiest! I got hypothermia the last time I went crabbing so I was obviously doing it wrong.

There can only be so many saltwater taffy stores so they have to glom on to something. The chowder festival seems like it'd be fun to go to though. I haven't ventured into the casino yet.

you name checked the Rhody Festival! My day is made! The blossoms are gorgeous right now.

OOOOH! I like that! Totally stealing it.

"You look really nice today! I love your dress!"

Scarves are the best! People think you're so artsy when in reality you've just spilled some curry on your top and need some cover.

I really don't want to have anyone think I'm appropriating culture. So I'll just use a Scratch N Sniff sticker instead!

The worst is when you catch it by accident and it started hurting! Then you have throbbing face pain to go with your festering pus pocket.

Cystic acne blows. *sympathy pats*

Agreed! I figure people are already looking at my breasts anyway, so I might as well festoon them with a little blingy gleam fun!