Today I am wearing distraction jewelry, a huge sparkly necklace, because I am budding a parasitic twin between my eyebrows and all of the spackle in the world won't fix that.

Ah ha! You recognize the flop! Yes, they are ragdolls. Sweet, smart big old puppy-cats.

I just heard, "Honey, bring the camera." and I obeyed. They laid like that for a good three hours when they fell asleep.

Seems like the right kind of post to share this embarrassing photo of the Von FluffyPants siblings. The Archduke and the Duchess were just relaxing, damn it!

Does the elastic still function, mostly? Then we're golden.

A discussion we had in first grade:

You and me both my friend.

You just have excellent taste.

That's too much commitment to fashion for my taste.

I need specificity in my ring-shaped food products.

Did they also take hypnotic hips into consideration in this extremely scientific study? Cause Josh Homme would really skew those results.

Righteous Rojo Rings $12

Damn straight. Mack was an awesome character.

And it is his real name too! Maximilian Carlos Martini. One hell of a good character actor and hot stuff to boot!

He didn't make it past Season One episode 6. :(

Poor Frank. The only one to figure out that Amanda was behind it all and he gets done in by a stripper with a tire iron. Tsk tsk. Such a waste.

Mr. Peak Capacity Fancy Cocktails as he's known on Tumblr. He's on Crisis on NBC right now, The Unit and his breakout role of Herc Hansen in Pacific Rim.

So I'm going to contribute to the objectification of men as well. On the bright side I buy a ticket/season pass/copy of everything that Max Martini acts in so.... WERK IT MAX!

Isn't the best kind of fanfic sloppy at appropriate moments?