SHHHHHH!!!

You are reading the wrong books.

I can't even fit toilet paper in the bathroom cabinet because of all the comic books in there.

• hiding with a book

I prefer The Running Man.

I'll wear the No-Face cosplay. :)

I enjoyed hearing you on Bob and Tom this morning. *sad face*

Maybe you've got a vaginal prolapse to your knees? I dunno.

What the holy hell is the point of Vaginal Rejuvenation surgery if you can't have sex for a month?

The Archduke is a seal bicolor with an uneven mask/blaze. He is trying to eat my feet.

SO PUFFY!

"You didn't need those toes."

"Bring me the catnip and I shall delay barfing on your flip flops."

Everyone looks better without skyscraper bangs and color changing t-shirts over denim culottes.

A classmate posted our 8th grade graduation photo and good lord, we were living proof that everyone improves in some way over the years. We just don't get told enough.

Don't read any of the magazines in the waiting room then. Certainly don't use the pens. Clipboards? You're playing Russian Roulette. Venture in to the chlidren's area? Dude, you're fucked.

No shit. My nurses just gasped out loud when I even suggested that people didn't sterilize their scopes.

You should be more worried about your MOA or nurse's stethoscope. They touch many, many more people than the doctor's scopes do. Just ask them when the last time they sanitized their scope and they'll probably do it right in front of you.

Someone is getting even more attention than she previously dreamed of getting by wearing the device. National coverage even!