YES! I am doing it right. Suck on that Mr. Wench!

Best way to clean up barfed up hairballs without dragging out the carpet cleaner machine?

Maybe you could grant me authorship on your writer forum. Yes, I'm asking nicely?

Closing in on twenty years myself. I totally understand.

I was like that on hormonal BC, but when I dropped that everything changed. I know understand the stereotype of the voracious cougar.

Once a month?

Get thee behind me! :P

So there you have it: Use it or lose it, and be game for anything, but it sure as hell doesn't have to be twice a week.

"Dad, Mom looks good..... enough. She's going to be late." We have one voice of reason in the house.

Look if you keep being reasonable about this, then how am I supposed to keep my festering resentment at a proper seething temperature?

Yes, fix the outfit as you are walking out the door with no time to change.... that's very constructive.

Be sure to get nice and comfortable with your life partner.

"You betcha!"

Is it a metric fuckton?

Bless Her Heart.

Mmmm. Just leave me with the cheese and a tall cold glass of chocolate milk. We have... business to discuss.

If they need me to hold the door I will. Gender makes no difference and I have't seen anyone castrate themselves because of it.

OUCH. Nw I'm even more impressed that Abbott got up after getting the stuffing knocked out of him.

Her long brown hair was the best. My sis cut her hair and hid her at grandmas place two hours away because she didn't want me to find out. I found out about this LAST YEAR.

I think it chafed me because he wanted art for FREE. I might have been a wee art student but even then I knew what a commission was.