What is predicted when your cat is licking his scrotum? Because we're in for a LOT of that.

Eugene doesn't fluoridate now. Pretty sure.

I fucking guarantee that no child is unable to get vaccines in Oregon. We have a drawer in back that is devoted to only low income, cash pay or Medicaid children. It is laziness and ignorance of the parents preventing them.

Way to go Oregon.

Good god. All of my joints ache just watching that.

I'll have to tell him this, just to see if he winces. I'm awful.

Mine were atypical with transient Bells Palsy, so my docs weren't comfortable with it. Sounds like you have a good team.

Yup. The old triple beard hair. My guy gets those and he's so proud getting them out. It's like he vanquished a dragon.

Cystic acne aka swollen pustules of doom along my hair line. SO much fun. :(

"Oooh, AB finish. Very classy." I think I'm part magpie.

The copper IUD worked great! I bled so much and so often that I never wanted to have sex!

I'm very sorry for the tragic loss of your friend.

If you have the health issues (like atypical migraines or smoking) that put you into the higher risk category for stroke when combined with hormonal birth control, then you damn well should quit your whore pills.

DROOL. Thank you!

All those Swarovskis! The difference between the fire in those and regular rhinestones is night and day. I swore that Gracie Gold had a contract with the company because, wow!

I just ate a Reese's Chocolate Heart.

I AM SUCH A FAN GIRL!

Well FUCK.

MINI EGGS.