That's why you have to make sure the back seat folds down. It's truth.

It is extremely important that I know how many bodies— I mean passengers fit in my potential new cars.

Yes, there was a list on a related article. List of Stores Closing

I've got a standing appointment every 4 weeks or so at mine! :)

That's cool! If you have a color or cut that you're not happy with they'll offer to fix it at no cost as well. Again, a great place.

My stylist has been there for ten years. They treat their stylists with decent wages and commission, in addition to offering some great coupons and packages. Walk ins are welcome and everything is clean, sanitized like it should be. I can't say enough good things about them.

Really glad to not see our store on the chopping block.

Again, I have butt blindness. Can't tell a good ass from a bad one. However, I admire their self-confidence and camera angle awareness.

It is only the penis pump and back brace vendors who have been the real hellions.

I hate these vendors. They call up the patients and hard sell them on back braces, pumps and other durable medical goods. Then they fax requests, sometimes 3 times a DAY, to the doctor fishing for approval. Then the phone calls come, why haven't you signed the forms!?

Is that the jaundice filter on Instagram?

I have a lovely collection of huge brimmed hats, so I get you.

"Oh, you're a redhead. Please don a full beekeeper's suit. I don't care if it is January."

OH HELL YES. I remember the Napoleans! Thanks for the memories.

And it still takes an hour to get your food. They need to upgrade their microwaves.

Not for a half order! My doctor told me so!

Close, PF Changs! If you're going to splurge, do it on dessert.

I get the impression that everything is boil in a bag or microwaved at Olive Garden. For the calories I'd rather have something like this:

He had so much charisma.

I thought the 80's was the party decade, maybe that was just the cocaine decade.