Um, that might have been uttered last night right before bed time goodnights.

It even had a carrying case! I thought it was a great idea.

My question was "Why would someone break into our locked car to use a safety hammer that was already locked in the car?

Look, when we're sitting in waist-deep frozen water about to drown/succumb to hypothermia I will be sure to remind him that he thought my present was a bad idea.

SHHHH!!!

Or be called Lucy for the rest of your life.

I gave my husband one of those combo window breaker/seatbelt cutters as I thought it would be handy to have in the car if we umm... plummeted over the edge of the coastal highway and submerged the car!

Man, Baby Lucifer has a LOT to live up to.

Take one for me!

Since I'm a "lark", a morning person that can wake up at the crack of dawn no problem, my best nap time without compromising my evening sleep pattern is from 12 pm to 2 pm. "Owls" should take a later nap at like 3pm or 4pm. I think...

The only downside to training myself to taking quick naps in the car at lunch break is that sometimes I get sleepy at inopportune times like traffic jams and waiting for people in parking lots.

It is fancy because it is on a plate.

I don't practice good knife technique when sloshed. That combined with depth perception issues...

Crackers:

I think you have some insight there.

I assume desperation and apathy as a result of addiction. And yes, those seem to be typical.

Do not look up any images for krokodil.

Okay, your post just made my foot sympathetically cramp up.

Yup! Diabetic neuropathy is a huge deal. And I hope they're just using filaments to test you rather than needles, cause that would defeat the purpose of keeping your feet wound free. :)

Oh have at it! Mix up a GI cocktail while you're at it. It is the holidays.