If I have to rub lidocaine into any part of my body for fashion... I'll pass thanks.

You might want to check out tumblr #peakcapacityfancycocktails #maxmartini

Can't forget Rob Kazinsky! Looks good as a faerie vampire, Jaeger pilot and almost a dwarf!

And the ultimate hot ginger, Max Martini.

Ah yes. Norplant. The scarring on that device was epic.

There's no greater boost to fertility than graduating from college. Its a proven fact*.

And it was totally my doing, "Eh, I don't want to be squishy with foam right now."

I'd like to introduce you to my 10 year old consequence of the withdrawal method.

Vicks is called "Stink Juice". It even takes care of the aroma of infected body parts or retained tampons.

I question your taste in dirty soft sculpture music boxes. There was a spider nest on the back of it too.

That's Satan's Instagram, isn't it?

His head is rolling now. Damn it.. ho. ho. hooooo.

This little demon is staring at me at my work desk. His head rotates on a music box that plays Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.

Well, he spins and jumps clockwise.

He's always been my favorite.

While I don't want to discount her experiences with disordered eating, this announcement strikes me as a bit disingenuous.

Tatiana Maslany for Orphan Black

Female Viagra is called FOREPLAY.

Even if you are an artist, you still should use spell check and proper punctuation!