Putting aside all the disturbing cultural and societal issues, wouldn't there be a drooling problem with adding those extra spaces? Also, terrible dry mouth and resulting bad breath. Not very attractive side effects.

Agreed. There was more unspoken chemistry between the Hot Dads.

Throw in some three day old beard stubble, a Pacific Rim t-shirt and I'm sold!

And bags are bags. Agreed, it is a stupid word.

"Moooom! Put some pants on!"

I thought 'murse' was a male nurse.

Are you not familiar with the v-neck? T-shirts and sweaters meant only for temptation!

Man clavicle. The root of all lascivious thoughts.

Come here and let me tell you a little tale about an ex and the smell of prosthetic makeup... It was a nice try.

Aw yeah. I've got a soft spot for semi-film noir detectives that operate on pure ethanol and poorly controlled urges regarding beautiful damaged women.

CURSES! Pass him on when you're done.

Me too! Go ahead and reject him Khaleesi... more for me.

Would be a shame to let all that go to waste...

Just mail me Ian Glen and we'll call it good.

Zombies look past all our flaws, straight to our soft meaty cores.

Or ghouls. *nods approvingly*

Hissssssss. DO NOT WANT.

In anime when you chop off your long hair, you're going to go battle to the death with the rival clan that murdered your family.

Archduke Maximilian von FluffyPants.

Yes... luxurious.