The Archduke is tired and must sleep with enough room for his phantom balls.

Larry is gorgeous.

Archduke Maximilian von FluffyPants is a 17 month old Seal Bicolor Ragdoll cat.

And the Duchess Von FluffyPants will not be denied.

I see nothing wrong with this. The Archduke expects these things as his due.

No sack, no crack.

I'm excited by the thought of seeing more Max Martini. He's on that list as well and he's already got the Batman voice without the garbled mouth marbles.

Poor Blu-Print. I cringed when Nigel said that.

And tape Nigel's mouth shut after every Afro-Jazz performance. Sutures if needed!

Joshua and Twitch did a great job with their Cossack dance though... Let's ban it. Any dance that requires a babushka doesn't belong on this show.

Would you rather see Russian Folk again? Poor Phillip and Jeanine!

Tyce Diorio's routines usually make me feel like that, even without the icky social context.

Hok. Loved him so much. He had charisma in his toes.

Last night my son watched the Malece/Tall Ballroom Guy "hip hop aliens visiting a new planet to spread funkiness" routine with us and piped up with, "They can't do that! That would violate the Prime Directive!"

They fear the wonder that is that gentleman with the long brown hair. Double standard, yo!

Just power on through and do a little squeezing pre-sexy times. Power on through!

Oh and your tits will still be leaking yellowish stuff for up to 10 years afterwards. You'll squeeze a nipple and be like... what the hell? It is like the plumbing never truly shuts off. And I have talked to doctors, yes.

You are going to be bleeding a lot of yucky brown stuff afterwards. Throw a pad on every day for at least 3 weeks or you are going to stain a lot of office furniture. And that is embarrassing.

All faceless helmets do that to me.

So. Freaking. Sleek. By which I mean drop-dead sexy-fine.