http://www.uspreventiveservicestaskforce.org/uspstopics.htm This web site is awesome as it lists what is mandated as preventative care. They go by the CDC guidelines and after 26 Gardisil is not considered preventative.

Agreed. I have words for that Fuck You Cats post. Serious words.

Just buy a cheap umbrella stroller at Target next time and keep it stashed in the trunk until you need it.

Huh, I suppose I hadn't noticed. Our room art last time was about a 101 year old woman who missed her mother's cooking, the room before about a native legend and the bathrooms were black rabbit themed. It seems more trippy hippy art than occult. I'll have to look more carefully next time, as soon as the room with the…

They are redoing the Tacoma Elks Lodge too. I think a lot of the appeal of these lodges and masonic halls is the fabulous structure. Great building bones to work with.

Edgefield in Troutdale, Oregon used to be the county poorhouse in the 1920's and then became a nursing home before it was converted to a magical land of brewpubs, bars, a distillery, restaurants and a movie theater. The ghosts there are pretty playful. One flapped the covers of our bed letting in cold air until I…

I could swear that that is a flame-point ragdoll kitten, just from the fluffiness of the fur.

I was inspired by the wolves on the animated Bunnicula cartoon. They are also the reason I cracked the bedroom door for the longest time. The wolves would know that no one would be stupid enough to leave the door OPEN!

They provide a valuable service, giving you time to escape while they are devoured.

That's only reasonable.

I have the most horrible dreams if my husband isn't in bed with me. I'll dream about zombies chasing me while looking for a lost child and bleeding out my ass while being chased by wolves in Disneyland if he's not in bed at a reasonable hour.

All chaps are ass-less, otherwise they'd be called pants. Drafty, floppy pants.

I'll take those cute hugs over the random stuff Archduke Maximilian Von FluffyPants does. My cat likes to sit on the toilet and watch me bathe, just so he can lick water off my toes when I get out. He'll grab my ankle in a bear hug if I don't let him finish. It is the fuzziest, softest bear hug with claws ever though.

Not to mention that naso-pharyngeal swabbing hurts like a mo-fo.

So I get lovely sunglasses and third degree burns from the hot glue gun? Fabulous!

"Did you hear about Rhonda!? She got arrested for an I.U.D! You know, drinking and driving!"

Wonderful! Thank you so much for having these great process articles. I really hope to see more of them.

Just a comment on the image: The Cream Stout in the picture a yummy marvelous one. I enjoy a stout that doesn't require chewing.

Your friend is an amazing illustrator. I've been drooling over her works for years.

I like my testosterone patients. I get to see them every two weeks, so I get to know them better and they are always nice to me because I control which nurse they see to get their shots in the butt. Some nurses are better it than others. Some of them even get to do it at home, usually with their wives giving the…