We had that happen in my son's class, Orion M. and Orion S.

Yeah, I call shenanigans too.

Dead serious. We hadn't even spoken to her the whole year we'd lived there prior to the birth. I guess we were just really really quiet.

After I told my family that I was going with a good Biblical name like Bathsheba or Nebuchadnezzar they were utterly relieved when I chose Paul. I kinda still want Nebby as a middle name.

We brought home our newborn and he promptly threw up all over me, the couch and himself at 11 pm. I cleaned up, took a shower and got the baby into bed. In the morning there was a note on our door that said, "Congrats on your new baby. Please don't take a shower after 10 pm, flush the toilet or walk around at night."…

Please read this fabulous take down of the "Caviar" manicure people's aggressive tactics with nail polish bloggers. [the-swatchaholic.com] Fish Egg Friday!

Too much Tumblr tuckered out Max. Makes me feel better about getting woken up at 4:30 am this morning.

He's known as Agent Guyliner on Ringer at TWOP.

The Sims taught me that I could be a fairly devious Black Widow.

Be sure to check on your insurance coverage as well. Most insurances will not pay for a DTaP or a DT booster unless there is an injury present. You may be better off paying cash at the local public health clinic.

Zostavax is usually only covered by private pay insurance for patients over the age of 60. It runs about $275. Be sure to call the insurance company to check on your benefits and be sure to get your reference number for the call.

I am an admittedly horrible housekeeper. The new cat has made me change this. I can't leave stuff out or the cat will get in it! I have to vacuum now because of the hair! Not to mention all the dishes have to be rinsed or there will be ANTS! Horrible little sugar ants of doom! Anyone can be a slob though, it is not…

Final Fantasy XIII because the disc cracked THREE times and after the third time I decided that I just didn't care enough to try again.

NO! NO. KILL. COULSON!

Just pick up "The Ninety Days of Genevieve" on kindle and enjoy!

Well at least Club 420 is gone, that place was even nastier than the full nude club they have in its place.

Porn is kabuki sex (per Dan Savage), so I suppose bleaching sort of like heavy white paste makeup. ><

I like seeing all the Shelbyville and Springfield posters posting. Come on and visit people, we've got the Track and Field Olympic Trials this summer and lots of great beer!

And Emerald City and Nostalgia Collectibles are the only real comic shops in either town.

Don't forget the bagpipe playing neo-Nazis handing out flyers in Glenwood. Nobody wants Glenwood.