We have the EMX instead. Lots stinkier, not as musically inspiring.

They painted that Simpsons yellow during the the movie premiere contest. I think it has been pink and blue for cancer research too.

I've known him for decades now and he's always had his charm. I don't even call it Emerald City anymore, it is Stu's.

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I am so envious right now.

Oh no, they didn't nearly go far enough. The host should have provided a selection of Etsy's finest masks and fascinators and a few of Regretsy's All Stars. Then you'd have a part worth talking about.

I got my prom dress at a stripper store in Reno in the mid-90s. It was long emerald green panne velvet with a slit up the leg, halter neck and low cut back. I wore it with black satin gloves and a multistrand pearl choker. The only reason, in retrospect, that I know now it was a stripper store was that I could not…

A traditional John Carter of Mars wedding would need to be in a warm climate, but you'd save tons on the wedding dress. I'm sure lots of people would show up to see a bare-ass naked bride.

Mark! I see Mark's ripped torso in that Lady Gaga pic! Honestly, he's the first person I look for in all her concert shots. She could be wearing nothing but glitter, nail polish and a smile, and I'd be looking for Mark in the dancers.

I like anyone who can admit that they have faults and that they are willing to work on them. I think this article was a low blow and concern trolling indeed. I can't wait until you start commenting on how many calories she is consuming while pregnant, you know, for the good of the child.

I applaud Claudia aging well, but I am so glad that I do not look the same as when I was 19. The 1990's were very very awkward years.

This whole article has me grinding my teeth. There was no internet when I was a young girl geek. I didn't have men falling over themselves when they found out I liked to read comics, collected Star Wars mini-machines, read massive golden age SF story anthologies, wrote fan fiction on a IBM PCjr and watched anime that…

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Done. But now you'll have to read my cat's Twitter.

Instead of Tangerine Tango just grab the Flora collection for $4.99 and try out the matte orange eye shadow palette. They are cheap, pigmented and fun.

Seven and a half inches of snow this morning and we're not known for winter at the end of the Oregon Trail.

Yeah, and then you have to sit through interactive videos while they lecture you about healthy living like you are some sort of troglodyte who has never heard of diet or exercise. God help you if you smoke. That's an extra $50 garnished if you don't quit.

I'm regretting signing up for the office Biggest Loser contest. It is the biggest guilt sandwich that I choke down because I don't want to be the person who deflates the whole team which includes one of my bosses. I had to change my birth control method going from the Patch (max hormones) to the Ring (most minimal)…

But the Benetint fragrance is so overpowering and I can taste it when I drink things... rose + hot cocoa doesn't go well together.

*wiping a tear of laughter from my cheek* And that's one of the reasons why I stopped at one child.