I did this once and my white, white redheaded skin just burned! I had little sunburns on my finger tips. Then the stuff wouldn't come off because the tech used the wrong base coat so it had to get scraped, hard off my nails. Ouch! I think I'll stick with a buffer.

You're not humorless, but the line up that you refer to was a spoof for April Fools Day, 2010. There's plenty of stuff that's questionable in the actual works.

Oh I got him back one day, it was a small petty victory. Another scared child was waiting in the lobby, being reassured by his mother and the dentist that it would not hurt and I looked that kid straight in the eye and hissed through gauze and Novocaine numbed lips, "THEY LIE!"

Oh the fun doesn't stop, you know how they drain the blood from the penile fracture? You peel back the skin in a process called 'degloving'. Yup.

OPI likes to do movie tie ins. They did one for the last POTC movie that had a shimmery sea blue shatter. They do collections with the Kardashians, Nikki Minaj, many other random movies and the Muppets movie even had a collection (Warm and Fozzy is a lovely shimmery brown and Getting Piggy with It is a red glittery…

That is such a pretty color.

This is the thread where we out ourselves as ginger right? I think I'll continue to view my childhood dentist as a sadistic asshat rather than blame my hair color.

How many black shatter nail polishes can one person need? If you have tiny little baby nails then they just look messy, like you wiped your wet nails against your couch. I'm officially anti-shatter.

My wedding dress was a stunning ensemble from Motherhood Maternity. My son enjoys that he was a guest at our wedding, even if he wasn't aware of it at the time.

Hench the reason it is called MORNING SPOILERS. So people can opt out of READING THEM.

Since my purse is smaller than my digital camera case, no. I don't have anything in there other than cash, cards and the odd reciept. I've been steadily downsizing purses to save my back.

I think in our office it was more of a shock than Micheal Jackson.

I saved my kid's kindergarten book project. He loves Dr. Who so the whole story was an illustrated epic battle of multiple Time Lords and bad guys. I think it was the only story in the class that had the words apocalypse, sacrifice and exterminate. That's my boy. :)

Kitty doesn't blink or move its eyes... or try to bite the person moving its limbs. I call puppet!

The Madness Season has to be my favorite vampire book ever, closely followed by Carrion Comfort and Children of the Night by Dan Simmons. It's a wonderful mash up of vampires, space opera, alien conquest and alien inter-species love. Highly recommended if you can find it.

Oh my gosh! Does Karl Lagerfeld have a ragdoll kitten? It sure looks like flamepoint!

That was so cute! I'm smitten.

I don't think I would have stuck with breastfeeding without my Isis pumps. Avent makes awesome products and they are so much more portable than the electric ones.

Yeah, the autoclave and cautery unit never smell yummy in my office. I do wonder if there's a market for autoclave scented joke air freshner for retired nurses...

If you're looking for a good video game for DS and Ipad for little boys (and girls) ages 5 to 12 check out the Scribblenauts games. Not only is it open-ended play with tons of replay value but the kiddos have to practice their spelling words. I supplemented this game with a large paper children's dictionary. Yes, they…