Okay, that picture FREAKED ME OUT. Stupid highly effective makeup prostheses!

I just preordered the soundtrack and I'm making a rare venture to the 3D theater with my husband and kid. My non-techie coworkers want to see it, so they have a few of the coveted 50+ females interested.

Well you could always start smoking to look older, plus there's always tanning beds and alcohol.

Truly this faulty reclassification of the narcissistic and paranoid personality disorders is all about me and I demand personal recompense and satisfaction!

They have that pink tree in a 6 foot model at Borders for $129.00. How do I know this? Because I had to pry my sister off that tree last night like an errant house cat. "Noooo! Please! I LOVE IT! Take my picture with it!!!!"

I adore Corel Painter. It's so much easier for me to use than PS, perhaps because I am trained in traditional art media. Combine that software with my wee little Cintiq and I can paint for hours.

There is no such thing as routine surgery, of any kind. People DIE from getting this done to themselves. I cannot imagine taking the risk, especially if I'm looking to start a new family.

This is consistently one of the most fun, polite and welcoming communities I've been a part of. Also, it has the best contests!

I can't watch this show due to an overactive imagination and general wussiness, but I love reading these recaps just to see the debates on which part of the body would be easier to cut through with a rusty hacksaw. Can't wait until someone sets up an experiment with handcuffs, a hacksaw and a Thanksgiving turkey…

@Burke: I drove in a full hip to toe cast on my right leg when I was teen so I understand the tenacity of the one-limbed driver.

@terrymct: My sister gets that all the time. She's the auntie and I'm the mother. I just work during the day fellow school parents!

Ford looks good all grizzled. I mean more than usual. Craig is still so darn pretty...

@Optissima: Yep! Dad already had been chewed on by a swather so he was in no hurry to repeat the lacerations/stitches/near-death experience. A lot of heavy machinery worksites have a no jewelry rule for that reason. Glad your friend still has part of his hand left!

@hamburgerhotdog: I'd like to thank this entire thread for reminding me to delete so many accounts.

@la.donna.pietra: I like that my birthstone is as naturally flawed as I am.

@ninles: Also you don't have to worry about your hands getting pulled into heavy machinery like a hay baler. At least that's the excuse my dad used.

I thought oiling was a way that people disguised the flaws in emeralds.

Short people are perfect hug height for other short people.

You take Blake Lively off this list RIGHT NOW.

@anitarose: *SHUDDER*