@florabore: Not if it was ground.

@dantems: T & A = Boobies and Butts.

@Not sent from my iPad: a.k.a. XL Chill: *rolls eyes* You must be a time traveler from the 1990's to come up with that gem.

@92BuickLeSabre: I couldn't make it through the first episode, stopped at the 1/2 way mark. Then it was discovered that I was sleeping with the lights on in my bedroom. So I'll just have to read the recaps, no more scary tv for me.

@TemporalSword: He looks a trifle confused or worried. I think it's the knitted brow combined with the neutral mouth.

At least they're in a caring environment with lots of toys, but how scary it must be for them. I know I'm personifying the kittens but their wee little eyes seem so baffled.

@Faustroll: Well hopefully they'll throw in some of the not so shiny/sparkly aspects of faeries like the child kidnapping, the human sacrifices and other such dark/nasty fun stuff.

@PenseurQuelconque: I still crack up remembering Dean scream like a little girl at the cat.

@ChicagoDog: I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for the link.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: It was enough to convince me that I didn't want to take the chance and have a second child. I'm so glad it was a false positive too. Everyday.

The only thing I remember about the premiere of Enterprise playing in my hospital room was that I was heavily medicated, loopy with stress, bleeding so so much it scared me, with a squalling infant that refused to eat and I still thought the decontamination shower scene was gratuitous cheese.

I remember the feeling of numbness and shock when my unborn child had a false-positive Trisomy test. I was seven months along. I had genetics counseling and an amniocentesis at the only place in town where the very sympathetic woman told me that if I needed to terminate the pregnancy I'd have to go to a major city…

I trick or treated as a senior in high school. I was so proud that I'd grown my hair out long enough to make Princess Leia buns and I had a homemade white dress with a blaster. I wasn't after the candy, I wanted people to see my costume!

@8x10: Oh please! Just chew really well and have some other food before/afterwards. Do not fear the pumpkin seeds. I ate them while reading those stories. :)

@HereComesMyBaby: Chris Hardwick has a podcast on Itunes called Nerdist. Look for the episodes entitled Live at Largo. These gals do a bang up job of performing this song on it.

@HereComesMyBaby: I just listened to that Nerdist podcast yesterday. The live audience makes it so much better.

I'm looking right now at the cover of the magazine for dermatological disorders and there is nothing that is not swollen with pus (not passion), impaled with foreign bodies or scabbed over. People will look anywhere for nekkid pictures, but they might have more luck with back issues of National Geographic than the…

@spacedcowgirl: A lack of listening skills post-vasectomy and he didn't have a clean yogurt cup, I guess.

I liked the taste of the favored dental floss as a kid. I would chew it like gum. Once, I swallowed a wad of the stuff. There wasn't a problem until I noticed a turd that just would not stop hanging there... it was the dental floss holding the poop together like a string of fecal matter pearls. I had to scramble for…

@Mekklesack: One of my MA pals helped remove a blackhead that was on a woman's shoulder. The core was the same dimensions as a woman's pinky finger. It left a hole about 1/2 inch wide.