@arianamb1: @vamvaki_poulaki: I had the same reaction with a belly hair that I didn't notice during my pregnancy. It was SO long that it looped!

@mllej: My poor sister's doc didn't believe her when she said her stitches had popped and when he looked back there she vomited a stomach full of blood that had been running down the back of her throat. He said, "I'm out of here." and left. Another doctor had to take over and re cauterize her tonsils.

@waverly: I sit in my desk in the middle of the ward, answer phones and do paperwork. The closest I get to a patient is when they stand on the other side of the desk to make a follow up appointment.

@Slikiez: Our urologist said, "And for the love of God, do NOT go sand-dune jumping, help your neighbor move their furniture or go horse-back riding. I will see you here with your scrotum swollen up with so much blood that it will look like a basketball. Got me?" Gotta love straight talking specialists.

@ltpwastestime: I promise to share.

@GREEN TEA LATTES: THE REAL GTL: Ummm... yes? I'm chewing really well.

@waverly: It's not so bad working in the clerical side. You don't have to touch anything or be touched and usually you can't smell anything.

@Penny_Esq: Phenergan aka Promethazine is such lovely stuff for the nauseated.

@CuriousMeans: Spiders do bite, but 99% of the time it's MRSA. Those were some terrible looking legs, I'm surprised if pictures weren't passed around the ER for discussion afterwards.

@CrackedEg: Indeed. Imagine the chafing and thank god it wasn't anal.

@Queenjulie: But I roasted my own! I should have at least three days worth here...

I'm sitting here eating pumpkin seeds and enjoying reading these.

@rosie.the.riveter: Friction most likely.

@Eldritch: My sister got asked during intermission with the virgins, in front of 500 people, "Tell us why you're the biggest slut in the room!" Her indigent squawk of "But, I'm NOT!" got her a standing ovation and almost won the costume contest. She lost to a full cow costume. :D

@magnets: Don't worry. I collected all of the Darkhawk run. Savored them.

@jshersher: Cancelled. :( Still a great read.

@magnets: I remember reading that at the drugstore on the little wire rotating rack. It didn't get purchased.

@carcosa: Planetary is so much better on the re-read just because of how chock full of references it is. I can get lost in just looking up a random name check.

@ms.marvelous: I adore the UDON run on Deadpool. There needs to be more Taskmaster team ups.

I really enjoy "I, Zombie" and "Avengers Academy" now. I'm in love with the art on "I, Zombie" since it takes place in my home town and the artist draws local landmarks.