Goddamn right!

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

I like how you he equates CEO optimism with an across the board boost in morale. “Guys, I can’t wait to go to my abusive minimum wage retail job where I am forced to shove credit cards down people’s throats because our CEO is looking forward to scoring a new yacht for his island.”

YOUR POLICIES DID NOT CREATE THOSE JOBS YOU FUCK WIT!

The irony being that his own political party is chock full of KKK members and Nazis.

So, we’re all making donations in this fool’s name now, right?

Dolly Parton is one classy lady. (The highlight of my dad’s life is still the time he met her when he was younger, and she called him “honey”)

“I’m not donating to that scam. Those losers should’ve bought fire extinguishers instead of iPhones.” -Jason Chaffetz / Paul Ryan / fuck it, All Republicans

Hey look, everybody! It’s False Equivalence Man! we can really get the party started now! I sure am glad the neck-bearded crusader can use inaccurate and disproportionate comparisons to derail a straight forward line of thought!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you want common sense gun restrictions? Start a bad-ass, gun-toting feminist/LGBTQ/BLM militia - complete with tricked out assault rifles and small unit tactics training. Guns will be completely banned within the year. Tisk-tisking about crazy Republican’s and their gun…

Yes, the worst part about guns is that they’re too loud.

Problem solved:

As a Canadian, I won’t be going to the U.S. until Trump is out of office. I resent the fact that innocent people are being denied entry based solely on their skin colour. My co-workers friend was denied entry because she was brown skinned - her religion, Sikh, is not even remotely close to muslim. I have a feeling…

New York City is also projecting that there will be 300,000 fewer tourists. Because people are hearing stories of CBP treating people like shit and deciding that it’s just not worth the risks. And the idea of forcing people to hand over passwords is terrifying for the business crowd, so business travel should be down…

And any doctor who wishes to be able to prescribe Viagra has to have admitting privileges at the local hospital.

Make prostate exams and testicular ultrasounds a requirement for getting a viagra prescription.

“You will never climb to heaven with your hands full of penis.”

I dread anyone having the occasion to say, “Now you have to keep the coat, America” regarding Trump.

I am so happy with my own decision to NEVER PUSH A HUMAN BEING OUT OF MY BODY EVER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. I become more comfortable with it with each passing year and terrifying article.