Fuck that team. But really fuck the management of Team USA. Bunch of fucking fossils still living in the good ol’ days of clutch and grab neutral zone trap boring ass hockey. They hired a piece of shit for a coach along with too many players more than willing to elbo their opponents head and got a pile of shit on the…

Holy shit what a baller. It seemed like right after his leg snapped in twain he still prioritized making the Idiot on the Field get caught, and then just called over his security buddies and said “Yeah, broke my leg, kinda sucks.”

“WHO CARES?!!?11?” -Somebody who absolutely cares

Sadly, I think the camera operator is a Pirates fan. So maybe he was using “the Cardinal way” sarcastically (a joke that has run its course in its own regard).

Agreed. I rank that statement as the second worst issue with this situation:

“Come on, Pham, give us a ball!”
“Phuck off.”

So there’s still a shot at 100 wins? Cardinals fans rejoice!

What she should have said was “Go to Missouri.” Which is funny, because her team just came from there.

Shout out to the woman at around 1:40 screaming “Go to Kansas!” You’re the real MVP.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Take off the pants

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Chin up, Cards. You’re so far behind in the division that a lost to the Cubs is the same as a lost against anyone else!

This is the type of shit that makes everyone hate the NFL. There’s absolutely no reason to edit out that part of his speech, but for some reason, the NFL wants you to think that a team in St. Louis was never a thing. Absolutely pathetic.

We have always been at war with East St. Louis.

Deadspin has made a commitment to provide detailed coverage of over half of all Cardinals games this year. That’s solid service to eastern Missouri.

Thank you for all you do in regards to St. Louis. It really means a lot to so many people.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.