*colin cowherd would like to know your location*

jim tomsula? get out of here, shoo!!!

i legitimately thought you had made the name bostjan nachbar up

it’s really funny, bc all the ending themes previously had been white asl. i get to the end of the first episode of part five and i’m like

i mean, bill and tom exist and are still trumping it up, so no, you really do not have to agree with “go pats” lmao

yeah i think we really, really, REALLY jumped the shark when trump said he’d like to stop a hurricane with nukes. that’s probably the most onion-y thing he’s ever said, and yet it was somehow real.

hey now, they usually lose to the dolphins once! so it’s only 5 free wins 😎

that picture looks like brown is ogling giannis’ junk

i would say creamy mode is a healthy medium between standard and dark

aren’t y’all a bit old for 69 jokes lmaoooo

a mike pence story

the absolute coonery of this guy 🤦🏽‍♂️. i guess it’s because of my age, but i’ve never seen a guy sell out like this. after all this talk for the past couple years about being woke, he goes back to this “sInGlE pArEnT hOmEs” bullshit. keep tap dancing for goodell, hov!

i want to die

i was gonna make a where’s waldo joke, but yours is much more original

he can’t be a wonderteen until he properly learns how to hit the woah smh

uhhhh... rasengan?

perfectly balanced, as all things should be

amusing, but still doesn’t make up for the fact that he created the alt-right infested hellscape known as reddit.com!

hey, top 8 isn’t too bad

i was at pequod’s on thursday. i might have to call bs on your “best pizza in the fucking world” claim. that”s the exact same thing my friend said, and i have to say, i think both you and her are overvaluing it slightly. mozz sticks were good tho