in fairness, they were 0-16 the year before he came in, so... progress?

damn did desus and/or mero fuck your wife or something lmao

“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your passenger’s hand was severed off, but she didn’t understand her anatomy. She looks down, she’s spurting blood, she opens the door, and limps to the woods and either dies bleeding to death or shock. The horny man looks down, finds the hand, and takes it…

i didn’t know patton oswalt was a browns fan

yeah, not really sure where she’s getting that from. i’ve never felt particularly “targeted” by BR lmao

so is he basically the al horford of baseball

shouldn’t you be playing baseball mr. trout

in his defense, it’s entirely possible he completely forgot he had them. is it douchey that he put them backwards on his hat? yes. is it understandable? also yes.

if embiid would only get in fucking shape their matchups would be the stuff of legend

tfw the lakers would actually somehow have the edge in terms of immediate players to trade to the pels lmao

billy must be on suicide watch rn

braise, flambe, cook in a goddamned dishwasher. there’s really no difference

because god has deserted us

look, i get. you like VW, and you’re a bit hurt that drew defecated all over them (as am I). BUT: it’s only an article, guys. they’re not gonna spontaneously combust just because a guy wrote about how much they sucked. there’s no need to turn into cardinals fans writing dead letters (albeit, with much better grammar…

it really was. i saw “i listened to vampire weekend for the first time” and i was thinking, “hell yeah, drew is gonna listen to one of my favorite artists!” and then i saw the “and I regret it” and my heart sank a bit. if i could communicate my descent into despair as i progressed through the article in emoticons, it…

this fucker really wrote a trayvon martin song? for the love of god, WHY?!!?! honestly, at this point, him having to pretend to run the knicks might be the only thing saving us from more of... whatever that is

being against retiring unis is probably as far away from an old man take as you can get lmao

to be fair, ant-man is (in the MCU anyway) a distinctly rudd-ian character. i think owen wilson or ben stiller could’ve done an admirable job, but the way ant-man was written was definitely tailored to rudd’s strengths as an actor. they didn’t ask him to be “cap, but has pet ants lol”, and i think that lack of…

i would imagine his super move is a blinding flash of light, and when it disappears, his opponent is in a full body cast

i would rather be kicked in the dick 20 times before i use my own american dollars to see this abomination 😂. we will both sit in solidarity at home, my brother