this is some fantastic performance art

i’m legitimately surprised you responded so respectfully to obvious bait like that

do they mean things? let’s find out!

but then we might have to listen to more joe buck

i an neither a violent person, nor do i even care about baseball that much because the sox are so bad. but if that happens, i’m going to go to bryce harper’s house and threaten him with a gun until he changes his mind.

it doesn’t seem that tough to me, this dude seems like a prick.

why the fuck does he interview exactly like donald trump

hmmmmm...

counterpoint: fuck michigan

harry giles looks like he might be fun and/or interesting, so clearly his knee will explode 4 games into the season

Ben Shapiro literally DISEMBOWELS FEMINISTS with FACTS and FORCES horrified bystanders to EAT THE INTESTINES with LOGIC

i don’t even care if this story is real or not, because that shit is hilarious lmaoooo

i fear for that dog’s safety

welp, i am moving to texas so i can be represented by these guys. they seem trustworthy

set goals for yourself

i highly doubt any doctor told him that lmao

why tf does he have one hoof and one claw foot

“well, i’ve been caught, better make the most of it”

when the troll hits your eyes, he’s ungreyed, spreading lies

i hope you come back to these posts tomorrow and feel just as embarrassed reading them as i do now